Life & Times of 5 Busy Nortons
Monday, October 5, 2015
Ben the Padiddle or Fadoodle Master
BOY WAS I WRONG. This system caught on like wildfire. And you better watch yourself around Ben. His is the "padiddle" master. (Except originally he said fadoodle instead). He is constantly on alert. We even had to create a rule that you have to wait for the person to finish burping before you can "padiddle" them so they have a chance to say excuse me. And, think you're safe with an SBD (silent but deadly)? NO! Ben is constantly sniffing the air ready to "padiddle."
I have seen a 100% increase in my family's use of "excuse me" after any kind of flatulence. But, sometimes you are too late. And you are doing pushups. Because Ben is always listening. And sniffing. I am not kidding you, he can even come into my room in the middle of the night for a potty run. If some gas happens to pass while I am waiting for him, he sleepily mumbles his "padiddle". I am ashamed to say how many times I have been caught.
Now I am wondering what else I could apply this to?
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